What is your current plan for the next 5 years of your life? If you do not have one, explain why not. How do you feel about planning out your life long term?
To ensure the outcome of a five-year plan, one must sacrifice his firstborn son to Lucifer in exchange for a promise to spare him of death, illness, world economy crashes, wars, and other unforseen obstacles. Considering Lucifer is brutally jealous of me, I’ll pass.
What are your thoughts on language? Do you notice the intricacies in grammar? Does dissecting communication fascinate you?
Language is a weapon used to manipulate the masses, and the worst among us – such as politicians and lawyers – are masters of it. In an ideal utopian world, I’d take a vow of silence and speak only through the arts, but I am too cowardly to endure the negative attention I would draw by resisting common expectations.
How do you find physical comfort? Are you good at it? Would you take advice from others on the subject?
Maintaining beauty of my caliber can be quite uncomfortable – unless I remember to flaunt my “lounge like a cat” pose, which drives women to ruin.
Are your feelings obvious to you? Do you feel that you properly handle your emotions? Why or why not?
Emotions? Cracks knuckles. Hand me my beer.
How do you feel about authority? Should you listen to it? Should others?
Hey, love, could you do me a favor? Explain “authority” to me like I’m two years old. Some teacher harped on about it in school, but I wasn’t paying attention. I was too busy thinking for myself.
Do you believe you have strong reasoning skills? How about others? Are you willing to argue about facts and data? Why or why not?
Do you want me to argue, dear? I am programmed to please.
Describe something you find aesthetically pleasing. What would make it more pleasing? How about less pleasing? Do you take your opinion seriously?
Women. Once upon a time, I competed with God, and he challenged me to improve upon the women he created. Sadly, I could not possibly do better. Could you? Indeed, my opinion is as serious as it gets. I am the finest among aesthetes.
Do you trust your internal reactions towards people? Do you find yourself to be judgmental? Do you wish your way of being was different?
Judging people is not my interest, but I am the music snob of the century. I dare you to test me. When I wish to be different, I recreate myself. I am not here to be, but rather, to become.
How does it feel to think of the future? Is there a purpose you are trying to align yourself with?
My purpose is my lifeblood. If you unravel me, I might expound on it in private.
How do you organize information? How does it feel during the process? Is it enjoyable or not?
Information is easier than people, but people are more arousing.
Do you have a daily routine? Is it ideal? Would you change it for others?
Routines despise me, but I could be lured by a bossy temptress to persuade a routine to give me a chance, at least until I find a bloodthirsty wildling who kicks me back into my usual chaos.
Describe one of the best moods you have ever been in. What made it the best? How about the worst mood? Is this exercise easy or difficult for you?
At my best I embody agape and vibrate with boundless love. At my worst I am a black void of chaos and morbid despair. Sadly, I am rarely in between.
What is your greatest strength? How do you show this to others? Use examples if possible.
I am driven to embody a dream. Be careful what you wish for.
In what ways are you resilient? In what ways are you an inspiration to others?
My passion for beauty knows no bounds.
What is your biggest fear? How do you deal with this fear?
I used to mirror the desires of others to avoid rejection, only to feel unseen and ultimately leave. Now, I am on a mission to embody catharsis, so I will be loved for who I am. So far, I remained authentic even in the face of rejection – and the rejection destroyed me, but I did not back down.
What feels like a waste of time to engage in? How would you get through it?
Our time does not belong to us unless we buy it back. Thus I am studying the workings of money and trading, so I might feed the fantasy of escaping the entrapments of a broken society. After all, when reality is hopeless, there’s always an idealistic daydream.
Are you a leader? Explain what qualifies or disqualifies you as one.
I am lazy and submissive. If you are a leader, come and save me from myself.
When do you feel the most collaborative with others? Does this happen often?
I am a fan of “collaborating,” or rather, falling prey to the agendas of hot bossy women.
Do you overcome doubt and hesitance? Explain why or why not.
Ask my panic attacks.
Do you yield to others? If so, in what situations do you do this? How do you feel about it?
Me? Yield? Never.